extraordinary, extra ordinary, extra, ordinary...

like my uncle-father always said "check yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself" :)

i've been suffering from major burnout, both from too much work and too much social stuff.  some times a girl just needs a bit fat break (gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that _________!)

here are 10 very important things that i've learned you can do if you're not wasting time on facebook:

1. read this blog!
2. clip your toe nails (buddy, i've seen those suckers, and they need a major tune up)
3. sit on a splendid deck, with dear friends, overlooking a lovely semi-forest, relax and celebrate life
4. teach your dog the difference between a wine bottle and a champagne bottle - thank you Pavlov, your astounding scientific discoveries have given us hours and hours of fun, and a lot of unnecessary slobber
5. dance at a U2 concert 'til you can't move your hips any longer, and hide out when you see the VP of your company coming your direction :)
6. enjoy the memories of a spectacular friendship and look forward to memory-making-futures
7. remember how great life was was when hooch was crazy 
8. get a tan, and not even the fake kind
9. realizing texting can be fun again

and, drum roll please!

    10. no one can tag you in super ugly pics if you have no fb account - so click away peps!

but truly, i think we have lost the art of quiet. peace. simplicity.  and really, the sheer job of appropriately trimmed toe nails.... :)

take a sec yo, maybe even two, you might be missing more than you think you are.